{"id":1013,"date":"2012-02-29T19:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T00:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.carouselandrockinghorses.com\/blog\/?p=1013"},"modified":"2014-03-28T14:46:33","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T18:46:33","slug":"reasons-why-i-dread-being-a-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carouselandrockinghorses.com\/blog\/reasons-why-i-dread-being-a-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons Why I Dread Being a Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u201cGod can\u2019t be with us so he made mothers.\u201d<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1014\" title=\"baby-talk\" src=\"https:\/\/www.carouselandrockinghorses.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/baby-talk-300x283.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.carouselandrockinghorses.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/baby-talk-300x283.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.carouselandrockinghorses.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/baby-talk.jpg 317w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Mothers are the most wonderful people in the world. They keep us safe in their wombs while we are nothing but a cluster of cells. They protect us when we finally arrive into the world and are susceptible to all sorts of foreign bodies. They nurture us, teach us, make us who we are today. They are indeed the best people in the world.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">But being a mom is no piece of cake. And though I speak from no experience whatsoever, I have seen enough mothers cribbing one minute and proudly exclaiming about their babies the next to have a general idea about the nutcase-like profession being a mother is. So here is a list of few unsavory things about being a mom that has me getting cold feet about the whole concept (brrr\u2026).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Diaper Dramas:-<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Your tiny bundle of joy immediately stops being so when it\u2019s time to change the diaper. I guess most new moms must have readily agreed to change these nasty things the first few times but when the novelty starts to wear off it\u2019s just a matter of time before you set-up a diaper changing schedule for your unwilling spouse, who till now had kept himself thirty feet away from the potential poop bombs and pee fountains. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Diapers are tricky things. If you are an amateur you might end up creating a bigger mess. And there\u2019s also the fact that they cost a fortune when you do the math. I mean, an average baby needs 10-12 diaper changes a day. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">That makes it 75-80 a week\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u2026200-250 a month<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Above 2000 a year!!! And that\u2019s above $1700. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I know I am being petty but since I am not a mom I guess it is okay for me to think investing in an 8GB iphone is a better option.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The Radio without a Power off Button:- \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">New moms are constantly subjected to the nightmare of hearing their babies shriek late into the night just when they believed that the tantrum was over for the day after the breastfeeding. In fact I have read stories where some mothers claim that they could still hear their kids scream out before the fathers even though they had earphones stuffed in their ears with the music turned up high. I don\u2019t know about you but I like my 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep. And believe me, if you knew me you would agree!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Baby Talk Blues:-\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Whenever I have observed new moms they have either been changing diapers (the endless routine) or squealing out unintelligible words to their little cuties, a phenomenon which is usually called the baby talk syndrome. And we wonder why kids have horrible pronunciations when they start uttering words and phrases. I for one find this stereotypical habit rather frustrating. So much that I think even baby me would have objected to my mom prattling away in baby talk even though I can\u2019t remember anything so far back. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Say Goodbye to Normal Life:-<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Why is it that more than 75% women in the world opt to leave their jobs once they become mommies? It\u2019s because you simply cannot handle the pressure at work after the sleepless nights and stressful task of learning to nurse a newborn. And that\u2019s the biggest no-no for a career-oriented person like me. I mean I don\u2019t think I can handle a nurse rushing to me right before I am about to enter the operation theatre for carrying out a surgery on a trauma patient and saying- \u201cDoctor, your babysitter called. Your child has been vomiting non-stop since the last half hour.\u201d Knowing how a woman\u2019s brain changes during gestation (period in womb) I just might choose to abandon my patient on life support and rush back home to deal with my child and her non-life-threatening case of vomits. (The last bit was all hypothetical since I still haven\u2019t graduated as a doctor).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">So these are a few reasons why I dread being a mom. I know they would appear lame or outright dumb to actual mothers reading this but I can\u2019t help feeling this way. The only consolation is that if my mom survived raising a leaky, monster-me then maybe I will survive the ordeal too. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Ria Majumdar is an undergraduate medical student by day and a writer and <a href=\"http:\/\/spyglassviewer.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">blogger<\/a> by night. When not studying she likes to observe the world around her and find humor in it.\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: left; margin-right: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-hashtags=\"funny+kids,positive+parenting+tips,toddlers\" data-count=\"vertical\" data-url=\"https:\/\/www.carouselandrockinghorses.com\/blog\/reasons-why-i-dread-being-a-mom\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGod can\u2019t be with us so he made mothers.\u201d Mothers are the most wonderful people in the world. They keep us safe in their wombs while we are nothing but a cluster of cells. They protect us when we finally arrive into the world and are susceptible to all sorts of foreign bodies. 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